Chapter One -"Our Hero is Born"
A night of passion, with an orange beast.
Pepe was in
for a feast.
Nine months later, a knock on the door,
A tiny patter of orange feet on the floor...
Half frog. Half sloth.
Slepe, its name.
Nothing
would ever be the same.
Chapter Two - "Empties the Nest"
Slepe’s childhood was full of love and laughter,
Daddy
Pepe thought they’d live happily ever after.
Until one fateful day, when Snoop Frog came over,
They
chilled, they smoked, they played poker.
With Snoop Frog around, Slepe got a passion for rhymes,
Slepe
spat over beats, Slepe collected the dimes.
A new life was calling, Slepe had to fly the nest,
Cya
loser Slepe yelled, Pepe was depressed.
Chapter Three - "Dev gets greedy, pt 1: A new token, so soon?"
Slepe got lonely traveling far and wide,
Slepe felt quite
lost and needed a guide.
Suddenly Slepe stumbled upon some lost treasure,
Slepe
picked up the lamp and cleaned it for good measure.
A genie told Slepe to swap a coin for a wish,
Slepe
wished for a pink unicorn to befriend and squish.
A pink beast galloped out of the smoke,
Unipepe had
arrived and that horn was no joke.
Chapter Four - "Slepe Finney"
Slepe rides Unipepe, to the city by the sea,
Posts an ad
on Craig's List, showcasing skills for all to see.
Satoshi, struggling, spots Slepe's shining ad,
Thinks,
"This Dev's the one; Slepe’ll make Bitcoin rad!"
With fingers swift, Slepe completes the code just right,
Bringing
Bitcoin to life, from darkness to light.
From a simple ad, Bitcoin rose to its height,
Thanks to
Slepe and Satoshi, partners in the night.
Chapter Five - "Dev gets greedy, pt 2: Another new token? wtf?"
Slepe rose to fame releasing his own coin to behold,
Then
a knock on the door from someone weird and old.
It was Gary Gensler, trying bring crypto to its knees,
He
thought capturing Slepe will fulfill his dark decrees.
Gensler kidnaps Slepe and throws away the key,
Attached
to strange equipment, with nowhere to pee.
Farming Slepe’s brains, Gensler's plan takes flight,
Creating
his own coin, in the dead of night.
Chapter Six - Prequel Teaser
A night of Searching for Slepe far and wide, Unipepe found not
a hair nor hide.
Until at last he picked up his
scent, at a house labeled "Gensler" and inside he went.
At Last! Slepe had finally been found. Excited, Unipepe almost
shat on the ground!
With his magical horn, he set
his friend free. But it was very short lived, his moment of
glee...
Before he knew it, Unipepe's neck had been roped. Being pulled
into darkness, by an evil old dope.
He kicked and
screamed to no avail. All he could do was whimper and wail.
Slepe woke up dazed and confused. He wasn't sure what hat
happened, but he felt he'd been used.
He saw a
strange helmet and handcuffs on the wall. And he thought he
could hear someone starting to bawl.
Slepe awakens, dazed and confused... Familiar cries fill the
stale putrid air. A friend is in trouble... being tortured...
abused...
As slepe gets closer... WTF?! A horrific sight!
� Unipepe’s mothafucking horn!!!! � Ah hell nahhhh!
This can't be right!!!
Beyond the basement door, a freak show has ensued. Is that...
a gimp... going doggy on Unipepe??? � So erotic! I
mean... uhhm... rude! Yeah, super rude!!
-- A grand “VIOLENT” Scene! --
-- Boom! --
-- Hawk
Tuah! --
The “horny” scene ends with the gimp impaled, dead. Our hero
holds his best friend, Shaking, shivering, demented ideas
forming in his head
Gensler! Sick bastard was here the whole time. But the devil
incarnate, stands in his way... Slepe decides
no survivors at the end of this rhyme.
Burn, Baby Burn! GIMP, GENSLER, AND ALL. Slepe, the
BOSS-MOTHERFUCKER rides off, � with the dev's chopper
under his balls.
The Dev is now dead, likely gensler and unipepe too... But
Slepe is free! � All The thanks goes to you!
Our
hero is back on his epic quest...
What other adventures
will he have?
Stay tuned for the rest.
